Benny Kowalski
Comedy & Crime BeatSpent years writing for late-night TV before realizing that real life is funnier than anything you can make up. Now covers the absurd side of the human experience.
12 articles published
Articles by Benny Kowalski
Stupid Criminals
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The Fugitive Who Hid Upward Into Custody
A Memphis murder suspect thought an attic would be the perfect hiding spot. Gravity and drywall had other plans.
Wacky
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A Dog Is the Actual Mayor of a Minnesota Town, and Yes, She Has Duties
Khaleesi, a Great Pyrenees, was elected honorary mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota in 2024—and she takes her job seriously enough to show up for parades.