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The Carjacker Who Mastered the Gun but Not the Clutch
A 17-year-old successfully threatened a driver at gunpoint to steal her car, then abandoned it seconds later because he couldn't operate a manual transmission. Sometimes the obstacle between you and crime is just... a pedal.
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The Robber Who RSVP'd to His Own Crime
A muffler shop robber didn't just announce his intentions—he left his actual phone number so the manager could call when the safe was ready. Yes, he was caught.
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The Fugitive Who Hid Upward Into Custody
A Memphis murder suspect thought an attic would be the perfect hiding spot. Gravity and drywall had other plans.